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DATE CHANGE 12/22 Price Gun Warriors @ Uncharted Books

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Calling All SPOColytes

Retail-Inspired Stories Needed for Tuesday 12/22 show at Uncharted Books.

Have you ever worked a cash register? Handled a price gun? Ever had to wear an apron, a visor, a walkie talkie, or tuck a polo into ill-fitting khakis? How many hours of computer training have you logged? Have you ever experienced the unique hell of a Black Friday morning?

In the month of December, SPOC turns its attention to a different kind of folk hero: the Sales Associate. We welcome your Retail-Inspired horror stories, tall tales, and filthy slander– report life in the trenches, so that the rest of the world may know our struggle.

We’re looking for 6-8 performers, each clocking about 10 minutes. (2,000 words or 8 double-spaced pages). Free jug wine at 7pm, show starts at 7:30pm.

Interested Performers should contact Victoria.

If you’d like to be featured in SPOC’s Tribute Zine to the Sales Associate, submit your story to Victoria by December 16th.

It’s been a pleasure serving you. Have a nice day!

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